Friday 15 July 2011

Wild strawberries approaching!


Guess what? 

I'll be gorging on wild strawberries pretty soon!  I can't wait!

In case you don't remember (or have not been here before) - it's the same plant that travelled through half of Europe in an ordinary postal package, straight from my parents' garden to mine.  It looked rather sad right after the transit:


The brave strawberries regained life pretty soon, within a month or so being covered in fresh green leaves and sprouting first tentative flowers.



Now the plant has plenty of small, yellow-still fruits and I'm counting the days down to my first strawberries-and-cream of the summer.  Yeah! 

True, this will probably be very tiny dessert - I expect a spoonful or two after I've shared it with my other half - but IT WILL BE THERE.  And at present there is no chance whatsoever of buying wild strawberries on the Irish market.  It's simply not possible, at least as far as I know.

Well, I've had my share of gardening failures (sad story of a raspberry bush, anyone?), but wild strawberries are definitely a bright success. 

Another week or so... 

Friday 8 July 2011

A bit of shameless self-promotion and chili plants


Traffic lull on my gardening lenses these days, and I need to give it a little boost. 

Sure thing, the blog gets most of my attention garden-wise, with lenses being rather general than specific, but still it may be entertaining reading.  There's one about reusing your rubbish as planting pots, one about talking to plants and another one discussing joys of growing a little garden on a window sill.  If you feel like reading greenish stories, do visit.

For dessert a quick picture of my budding chili plant - it actually has more flowers now, and looks even healthier and greenier.  I can't wait for when it fruits, but I don't want to jinx it - I may still find out that Ireland is not sunny enough for growing decent chili peppers. 

Well, today it certainly isn't sunny enough, and I'm suffering together with my chilis. 

Luckily, even the rain ends eventually :)

Tuesday 5 July 2011

Does Night-scented Stock grow in your part of the world?


Night-scented Stock, also known as Evening Stock is actually Matthiola Longipetala.  I'm not sure as to the worldwide recognition of this humble flower, but if it doesn't have any, it surely deserves lots!

It looks modest enough (and I'm not going to treat you like an idiot by describing it, because you can SEE it above), but it has one amazing quality that not everyone may know about - smell. 

You can guess it by looking at its name - night-scented stock starts to grace the world with its smell only when it gets dark.  The scent is beatiful, sweet and oh so strong!  This tiny shrub on the picture, just a handful of flowers, one or two plants altogether, can make my head spin. 

I woud've never been reminded of how great this flower is if not my night trips to my balcony garden.  Imagine me, more or less in a nightdress, sneaking outside just to get a few twigs of parsley or whatever.  Then the scent attacks and I'm standing there, charmed off my feet, just smelling it and who cares that it's windy and raining.  THAT's how powerful the plant is. 

Another great thing, which may not be obvious and which I learn by my own experiment is that the night-scented stock doesn't need a big container to grow.  I have to admit - some of my plants do suffer because of living in half of a plastic bottle, they grow dwarf-size and generally don't behave (a subject for a whole separate post, really), but this small purple flower grows like insane and totally doesn't mind harsh conditions.  Conclusion - you can grow it anywhere at all. 

Second thing worth mentioning - it looks fragile, but it's actually very weather resistant.  I live right at the oceanside and my balcony is sometimes tormented by really strong winds - night-scented stock doesn't seem to mind at all. 

Blah, only the name is awful.  Night-scented stock, like if I was cooking or something.  Would someone please come up with a better name?

I have some seeds left, and I'm feeling generous today, so how about this -  if you send me a nice email to experimentalgardens(at)gmail.com and include your address, I will send you a handful of seeds.  One package only, I'm afraid, because I can't afford more postage (unless you charm me off my feet, haha) - if there's more emails I'll just pick my favourite, ok?

Friday 24 June 2011

A thyme story


Is it hard to grow thyme, you may ask.  Ha!  It all depends.

Look at the picture.  Looks glorious, doesn't it?  As healthy as it can be, green, fragrant twigs everywhere (oh gods, the smell!  Grow it, if only to be able to smell it!).  Can you believe, though, that what you see is only a single plant? 

I must have sown 20 or 30 seeds.  This single plant is all that survived. 

Good news is that it looks like this single plant is enough.

The seeds are tiny.  Smaller than a pinhead.  Seriously, you need a magnifying glass to see them (ok, maybe that wasn't so serious after all.  But they ARE tiny).  This may not be the case with all the thyme seeds of this world, but mine sprouted like crazy.  Rather quick, too, after 3 or 4 days from sowing I already had a green meadow in my pot. 

Then the Apocalypse came.  Or, to be precise, watering.  Small thyme plants are extremely fragile.  A drop of water falling from a high will kill them.  No joke here, dead, kaputt, thyme was no more.  I killed my first two meadows this way, and I do learn from my own mistakes - I tried to be careful once I recognised the problem, but still - the thyme was dead.  Hm. 

In the end, I gave up.  I stopped being so careful with watering, only threw a splash of water in the pot's direction once in a blue Moon...  Oh miracle of miracles, one single green shoot survived this harsh treatment and grew up to be the healthy green shrub you can see above. 

I already started pinching twigs here and there to add some thyminess to my cooking.  Once it grows even bigger, I'll probably savage it to make thyme pesto, but for now I'm happy with a few leaves in a salad or soup. 

You know what's the best bit?  Thyme is a perennial, so I will be able to pinch it again and again and again...  And next year too, and a year after that...

Go ahead and plant your own.  I dare you!

Monday 13 June 2011

Splash of colour


Pretty neat, heh?

I wasn't much for planting flowers when I started playing gardener, but since I happened to have few packets of seeds, I sowed them anyway.  How glad I am now I did!  This orange marigold never fails to cheer me up, even on the grayest day it's still vivid orange. 

You don't even need many plants, there's one pot with four plants on my balcony and still it makes all the difference. 

One extra benefit is the fact, that marigolds are extra hardy and irresponsible gardener will find it quite difficult to kill them off :)

Tomato horror story


As promised.

Just looked at the picture - quite a difference, yes?

Funnily enough, the plant still manages to sustain growing fruit (3 altogether), but there are hardly any leaves left now and the rest of the flowers withered away. 

Now - WHY THE HELL IS THAT???

I have few suspicions, and if you happen to be a tomato expert and know which one is the most likely, please let me know.

1. Disease - the leaves got all funny before they died.  Sort of shrivelled.  Or is it some nutrient deficiency?

2. Small container.  Not enough space for the roots - could it literally kill the plant?

3. Or did it simply dry up?  I was away for one week some time ago, and the plant looked pretty miserable after my return.  I got someone to water it in my absence but... well... people are busy these days.  But nearly a month of regular care passed since and the tomato didn't recover, just the opposite.

Now it's racing the time to see if tomatoes will ripen before the plant dies :)

Saturday 11 June 2011

Brag before you fall


Hereby I'm going to take my own advice and dedicate this post solely to boasting how beatiful my tomato plant got before things turned bad. 

If you prefer horror stories to happy-ever-after, wait for the next post.  Otherwise - just look at this beauty!  It might be excessive gardener's pride, but I'm stunned by how pretty tomato flowers actually are.  I might even consider making them a part of a goddamn bouquet - if not for the yummy tomatoes I'd be losing this way.

Just to remind you - I'm being rather optimistic and irresponsible and my tomato plants are still growing in plastic bottles, cut in half.  I'm pretty sure they would love to have a bit more space.  They're threatening to go on strike...  I can hardly see any soil for the roots anymore.

Up to a certain point, it was working allright.  The plant grew and grew, green and cheerful, and finally it became covered with flowers.  My oh my, if all the flowers managed to turn into tomatoes, I would be a tomato potentate!  They were unbelievably numerous. 

Not too many bees in my place, so, like a good girl, I summoned my faithful make up brush and embarked on a tomato-shagging quest each morning.  Guess what?  Some of the flowers even turned into actual tiny tomatoes. 

Now, that's where my story turns into horror.  Or at least a good, heart-breaking drama.  If you want to know what happened (and learn to avoid my mistakes), come back tomorrow(ish).

Monday 6 June 2011

Is it hard to grow parsley?

Aaaaaa, Blogger is being funny again and I can't for the life of me post the picture of lively parsley I've had planned for today.

Bugger.

Well, you have to take me on my word - my parsley is growing like insane. Actually, it is one of the few plants in my potted garden that don't seem to mind small size of their container. It's lovely and green and... somehow the word 'fluffy' comes to my mind, although I might be taking this a bit too far :)

The trick is I've heard somewhere that parsley tends to be rather difficult to grow successfully. Hmm.

Do you have an opinion? Or any experience with leafy parsleys? Are they devils or angels to have on your window sill? Let me know!

Saturday 28 May 2011

Strawberries are doing fine

strawberries

Remember the most cosmopolitan strawberries in the world from few posts back?

They looked rather sad on the picture then, all dry and tired by the journey.

Here's little update to prove they are doing great.

So far I saw only two flowers between four plants, but it's still early in the year and I'm confident I'll see more.

Anyway I'm really proud of them because they've been bravely surviving crappy Irish weather.

It's funny to think what a luxury wild strawberries have become.  I didn't see them on the market even once during my five years in Ireland, and I know of only one place where they grow - all on private land so I can't really go for a berry-picking trip. 

When I was a child, I would just go to a nearby forest and come back with a full basket. 

Ah well.  Now I'll have my own forest on the balcony.  Tiny, but mine.

Friday 27 May 2011

Cemetery mint


Oooh, I just love stealing plants from the wild.  I also love mint tea, and that's why the hero of today's post found its way to my garden.

I went for a trip few weeks ago, you know the type, jump into your car and drive wherever you feel like, stopping in all the places that catch your attention for any reason.

I happened to be passing some deserted village with a cemetery nearby, when I saw this huge field of wild growing mint, right next to the cemetery fence.  I wouldn't be myself if I didn't grab a bunch or two straight away.

Forget any morbid connotations, the plant grows like insane!  It's already twice the size of that on the picture.  And incidentally - forget (and forgive!) my foot stuck in there.  Simply imagine it's not there, ok? ;)

So yeah, soon I'll be enjoying fresh mint tea which is worth recommending as probably the best drink in the world.

Also, I have this tiny, personal, unofficial announcement to make - mint stolen from cemetery grows best. 

C'est la vie.

Oh, and a brand new lens, straight off the press - Armageddon that didn't happen - check it out for a laugh or two.

Wednesday 25 May 2011

My carnivorous love


Right.  I'm not exactly your average Wednesday Adams type, but she and I have one thing in common - a total love for carnivorous plants. 

Can you think of a more lively plant than a sundew?  A plant that actually hunts!  It lures the victim, it immobilises it, it kills and consumes.  Acts you would associate more with a cheetah than a tiny leafy creature, yet here it is - the hunter of the botanical world. 

Somehow, they even look predatory.

And so, so beautiful. 

Did you know that sundew plant is actually very tiny?  A cluster of few plants would easily fit into a palm of your hand.  To see them in the wild for the very first time, I had to get lost in a bog, trip over and fall to my knees - and there it was, inches from my face, tiny, amazing and beatiful. 

It's actually pretty common around Connemara bogs.  Go for a walk on the bogs and you're pretty likely to find it.  I've searched the net through and through to see if it is a protected plant here in Ireland but no, it doesn't show on any protected species list.  Apparently, bluebells are far more endangered than sundews. 

So, if you love me, don't buy me roses.  Buy me a Venus flytrap, which is the next position on my dreamed-of plants list. 

Wednesday 11 May 2011

Bean surprise



I do love being surprised in this way.

See my tiny, lonely string bean plant above?

I seem to be jinxed when it comes to growing beans.  Funny, it's supposed to be an easiest plant in the world to grow, even schoolchildren can do it, FFS! I can't.  Or at least, have a misfortune after misfortune when I attempt to. 

I've sown six beans altogether, of which only a single plant sprouted.  After few weeks of indoor growing I moved it to the balcony, when it was promptly battered by stormy weather - it lost nearly half of its leaves, which were never particularly plentiful anyway.

After this first disaster it seemed to be doing all right-ish, growing very slowly, with leaves turning rather yellow, but growing.  It even developed few flowers.

I never really hoped that the flowers would turn into anything, it's a bit high for bees and I didn't bother to artificially fertilise few flowers on a single plant.  It got stormy again, so I stayed away from my balcony and pretty much forgot all about the bean plant.

I checked it after a few days and - surprise, surprise! - it had few pods developed and growing!

It looks like I'm going to have a superabundant harvest of five bean pods pretty soon.

Well, if I throw it into a soup, I may even be able to see it when I'm eating it!

OK, I know that five pods is pitiful, but tiny harvest is better than no harvest.  I might even try my luck and sow some more beans?

In an ex-raspberry bucket, perhaps?

Tuesday 10 May 2011

Green growing


Is there a limit to what you can use as a planting pot? 

Behold my latest experiment - an egg carton full of growing radishes.  Looks allright, doesn't it?

It seems to be my tiny obsession these days, you know, turning contents of my rubbish bag into containers.  I even wrote a full size article about it - How to turn your garbage into a garden? - check it out if you have a second to spare.  You'll find many more funky ideas there.

But anyway, back to the egg carton.  So far it's working, but as I'm suffering from an attack of honesty, let me share some of my radish worries.  So -

THINGS YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR WHEN GROWING PLANTS IN AN EGG CONTAINER:

1.  The amount of soil per each plant is tiny.  Tiny, tiny, tiny.  I'm not so sure if it contains enough nutrients for the plant to grow full size.  But plants tend to have an amazing will to live, so fingers crossed, it may yet work.

2. It dries up fast as hell.  You need to be REALLY careful with your watering schedule, as omitting a single day may result in a dead plant. 


Apart from those, there seem to be no further obstacles to the project, but I'll keep you updated if something pops up.

Monday 9 May 2011

A sad story of a raspberry bush



Can I stress the importance of drainage holes in your containers AGAIN??

This is one lesson I've learned in a very painful way, as I bet you can imagine looking at the sorry state of my raspberry bush these days.  Just to remind you - THIS is how it used to look like: 




The saddest bit is the fact, that it had already formed clusters of buds before it died.  I had already imagined my plentiful harvest, and then - boom.  The plant is gone.

It may not be so deadly in smaller containers, I'm not sure, but lack of drainage holes in a bucket proved to be deadly.  After a few big rains, I had a tiny lake under the bush: 




And this is AFTER the excess water has been poured out.

At the beginning, the plant seemed to survive it fine.  I hoped the moisture would simply evaporate and no harm done.  I even brought it indoors to make sure she doesn't get any more wet stuff.

But for some reason the soil didn't want to dry up.  It stayed moist for weeks, becoming sticky and sort of compacted as well.  I guess the roots must have rotten slowly in this period and eventually the bush died. 

I still have a tiny sparkle of hope that it will grow back, but if I'm to be realistic...  Well.  No home grown raspberries for me.

So do make sure your containers have drainage holes, OK?  Promise?

Tuesday 26 April 2011

Probably the most cosmopolitan strawberries in the world



Ever wondered if it is possible to post a living plant over some thousand kilometres so that it survives?

Well, let me officially tell you - it is!

This bunch of wild strawberries maybe doesn't look like much at the moment, but believe me, there are tiny brand new shoots showing up in the middle of all the dry stuff.

They were dug out from their growing place in Poland, wrapped up in wet tissue paper and cling film plastic, then packed into a bubble envelope and posted to me here in Ireland with a standard postal service.

I have a funny suspition that this may not be exactly legal, but if you, dear reader, happen to be an off-duty officer of the Law, please don't prosecute me!  It's only few tiny plants and I swear I'm not going to let them go wild and take over the island...  Anyway, the social damage is minuscule, and if I get my wild strawberries this season, there will be one more happy citizen around.  Or two, perhaps, if I decide to share the bounty.

You know what's the best part?

AN EARTHWORM was accidentally dug up and posted, too.
It survived.

Monday 25 April 2011

Tomatoes with personality


Mmmm, home grown tomatoes, mouth waters at the very thought.  I was brought up on backyard tomatoes and moving to Ireland meant a tastebud shock when I was reduced to eating supermarket pale imitations.  Now once again I have a chance to remember the taste of a real tomato... if only.

If only my tomatoes survive.

As you can see from the picture, the first squadron in my tomato army is thriving (and winning!).

I have no idea if two plants in one pot have any chance of survival in the end.  If you do, would you mind letting me know?

I have a funny feeling that a 20 cm high plant shouldn't start budding, as mine does.  As far as I remember, tomatoes are decent size plants, roughly waist high or so, and I'm really wondering whether its miniaturization is a good sign or not.

Another tomato observation is an ultimate proof of their high individuality (and sometimes I suspect a highly developed maliciousness).  I have planted few pots in the same time, two seeds to each.  Only two sprouted.  The first one, the one on the picture, has both seeds growing like crazy.  The second one has only one plant and it's one third of the size of its colleague.  Why???  It has more space, more nutrients etc.  It must be some tomato-ish mischief. 

I know that tomato growers are a big presence in the virtual world, so if you happen across this post, could you give me some tips on growing?  My garden is experimental, but it would be a shame not to taste the real tomatoes again due to a failed experiment. 

+++ DESSERT  - A HANDFUL OF TOMATO TRIVIA +++ (because I might be only an experimental gardener, but I'm really good in collecting tasty stories)

* It belongs to the nightshade family.  Just as potatoes.  And deadly nightshade (which is said to be an ingredient in medieval witches' flying concoction)

* Logically, it's poisonous.  At least the leaves are, so remember, tomato tea is a really bad idea. 

* Italians called it pomo d'oro, golden apple.  Similarly, in Polish it is still called pomidor, although the origins of the name would be lost to most Poles.

* It comes from South America, and travelled to Europe either with Cortes, or Christopher Columbus.

* It ranges in colour from pale yellow, through all shades of red, to deep purple.

* The largest tomato ever weighed 3.51 kg.  Imagine that!

* Bunol, in Spain, celebrates an annual tomato fight event known as La Tomatina.  In 2008 40000 people gathered to throw 115000 kg tomatoes at each other.

Sunday 24 April 2011

First harvest


I swear that was the best tasting radish I've ever had!

Must have something to do with the fact I've grown it myself...

Also, never before was I so scrupulous with scraping every bit off the cutting desk. 

The first time I've eaten radish leaves, too.

Oh, sure, you can eat them. 

My first harvest was tiny, only two radishes altogether, so I figured I need to eat it whole to really appreciate it :)


PS. A new lens hot off the press, check it out - How to turn your garbage into a garden

Warning! Addictive!


Ain't gardening addictive?  I started with few pots on the window sill and this is where I am now.  Or, to be precise, where I was few days ago, and I've added a few plants since. 

All you need is some space and some garbage...  I don't have a single 'proper' container, all my pots have started their life as packaging for food or drink.

It's endlessly fascinating, to check up on the plants every day, to see what's grown, what's changed...  I have few plants flowering already, I've even eaten the first greens and it all happened in two months.  I simply cannot stop myself from sowing something every day or two, it grew into a full size addiction.  Oh well, I can live with that. 

Sure I've scored some magnificent failures, too.  I'm learning by trial and error method.  I'm trying out whatever seems to be a logical solution and if it doesn't work, I'm looking for a different option.  Works so far, and gives me heaps and heaps of joy. 

So if you're looking for a healthy, gripping, time-consuming addiction, go for gardening.

Monday 18 April 2011

The greatest plant killer...



...is WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Believe me or not, it spreads destruction in the garden like nothing else.  It's an official number one on The Most Wanted Plant Killers list.  And it's all the more deadly for being so inconspicuous.

The scenario is simple.  Your tiny seeds have finally turned into tiny plants.  You think the deserve some nourishment for the effort.  You water them.  Completely forgetting that at this delicate stage a single drop of falling water is enough to break and kill them.

I must have lost tens of plants in this way.

Also, finding balance between enough and too much water proves pretty tricky.

I tend to overwater them.

Some plants, especially onions and thyme pay me back in a cruel way.

They sprout.  I'm jumping sky high.  They decide they don't really like it here and die. 
How can a gardener watch this and not be pissed off?

I swear, sometimes I think that plants have very sharp sense of humour.

Friday 15 April 2011

Grow your own... basil



Here's a short story how a smart idea can sometimes turn around and kick your own ass.

See the container above?   It once held for hyacinth pots.  Oh, how proud of myself I was when I came up with this fabulous plan to sow four different types of basil in it, each type in its own cell.

It would work fabulous, if only I didn't neglect marking which kind went to which square...

See this lonely plant in top right corner?  I would be more than happy to provide her with some company, only that I have no idea what basil it is and I don't want to mix them.  Oops. 

I guess I will have to wait until it's big enough, than simply pick a leaf and smell it.

Because oh yeah, my nose should be able to recognize it.  The four varieties I have growing are:

- Greek basil - tiny, tiny leaves
- Leafy basil - OK, just the ordinary one...
- Lemon basil - here's where the nose enters
- Cinnamon basil - and when I saw this written on a seed packet it swept me off my feet.  I so love cinnamon!  Hope it's not over-advertising and it really smells of cinnamon

Anyway, one more thing I can share about basil at this stage - they take eternity to grow.  (Or is it just me being crappy gardener???).  The plants you see are about 6 weeks old.  Goddamnit, by radish managed to get from seed to bulb in this time! 

Oh, and while we are speaking basil - I've just published this brand new article on what can you make pesto with.  Obviously, basil would be the first choice, but if you feel like experimenting, there's plenty ideas to get you started.  Please, please, please visit, it needs some love!

Tuesday 12 April 2011

New seeds on the ground


Pictured above, my lovely, growing bunch of rocket.

BUT - is such a bunch enough if you love rocket as much as I do?  Not a chance in hell!

I've been accumulating empty plastic bottles over last few weeks.  It reached a stage when I couldn't get out of my bed without kicking at least one.  Well, recycling your garbage means you have a lot of garbage lying around the house until you get to use it.  Unless you're a really tidy, organised person.  Which I'm not. 

So today was the big day when I finally decided to catch up on pot-making.  It's a bit like an assembly line once you start, cut, cut, cut, wash, wash, wash, pierce, fill, and finally SOW.

I've ended up with 12 new pots, made of bottles, juice and milk cartons and even one trifle pot.  Watch how green I am! (Laughs)  I'm not taking being green that seriously, but if it helps - why not? 

I didn't get any new seeds recently, so I had to double on whatever is already growing.  Added some tomato and chili pepper plants.  One extra nasturtium pot - I love the fact that you can eat the plant whole.  And it grows like crazy!  Plus two of my gardening stars (so far) - lovely, lovely rocket and radishes.  The more, the better. 

Now it's few days of impatient waiting ahead, before the first green shoots start coming out. 

Monday 11 April 2011

Grow your own... radishes


I'm a proud owner of two pots full of nearly grown-up radishes.  Of all the plants I started about six weeks ago, this is the very first one nearing harvesting stage.  I'm salivating at the very thought...

Conclusion:  radishes are fool-proof and satisfactorily quick to grow. 

Nearly all the seeds I've sown have germinated (which sadly cannot be said about all the rest of my plants). 

Once they sprouted, they were pretty resistant and I didn't lose a single plant (which, again, cannot be said about the rest).

They survived harsh weather conditions intact.

They don't seem to mind small containers. 

Another week or so and I'll be harvesting the whole lot. 

I'm sure you have plenty of your own ideas what to turn the tasty red bulbs into, I'll be going for cottage cheese with chopped radishes, cress, mayonnaise, salt and pepper.  Or a salad?  Hmm...

What you may not have known (and certainly I didn't know until today) is the fact that radish leaves are edible too.  They are supposed to taste slightly bitter, so don't overdo it, but they are full of healthy nutrients and pretty versatile when it comes to preparation.  You can boil them, steam them, stir-fry them or eat them raw as greens.  Well, since my harvest is so tiny, I'm certainly going to make the most of it and eat the whole thing.  Oh, discard the stems.  Only green parts of the leaf are worth eating.

I'm off to sow some more radishes. 

Thursday 7 April 2011

Weather casualties

Oooh, it's been a hell of a storm here in Ireland over last week or so.  Nothing unusual as far as weather here goes, but there are some conclusions to be drawn regards gardening..

My tiny (still!) balcony garden survived it quite well, but some losses are, I guess, inevitable.

1.  Raspberry bucket developed a nice pond of rainwater.  As I neglected piercing bottom of the bucket when I planted the bush, excess water had no way of flowing away.  I hoped I would not encounter this problem, with the bucket being decent size, but, eeeeh, I was wrong. 

TIP:  make sure you pierce all your containers to allow drainage.  Whatever their size.

I simply poured the little lake out, but the soil is still awfully waterlogged and I fear it does not do much good to my brave little plant...  Fingers crossed for its survival.


2. I've moved a new bean plant (maybe 10 cm high) outside just before the weather turned nasty and its leaves got broken within the first day.  The plant has been quickly evacuated and thrives, but it confronts me with a serious question - how to protect grown plants against strong winds.  I won't be able to simply move them indoors once they get bigger, because there will be no space left for me to live in, and the thought of nurtured plants being lost doesn't give me much joy either.  Time for some brainstorming :)

Anyone has a useful tip how to tackle this problem?

Friday 1 April 2011

Garden under the weather


I'm just discovering one aspect of gardening I wasn't aware of before.

What can weather do to your plants???

I live in Ireland, right at the oceanside.  This equals magnificent view from sitting room, but it also means terrible windstorms, pretty often, too.  Most of my plants live on the balcony, right out there in this terrible, terrible conditions... 

I literally wake up at night, listen to the howling wind and think - will my radishes survive???

You can guess the weather has been pretty rough here recently...

So far plants are doing well.  I have put all the pots inside a cardboard box, so it's a bit harder for the wind to scatter them around.  It gets wet, but it does the job.  So far none of my neighbours has been killed by a flower pot falling from above... 

Funny, I never suspected worrying about the weather will be a part of gardening, but somehow now it seems pretty obvious. 

Oh, and we don't get tornadoes (such as the one on today's picture) around here.  I just wanted to add some drama... :)

Tuesday 29 March 2011

Grow your own... mushrooms


This was my very first grow-your-own-edible-stuff experience. 

I came across a cheap mushroom growing kit in one of the local supermarkets.  It was priced at next to nothing, and the idea seemed funny, so I thought I may give it a try.  Worked?  Worked!  Kinda... 

As you can see on the picture above, I've achieved at least partial success.  You can grow real giants if you want to!!! 

The manufacturer tells you not to let your mushrooms grow bigger than 3-5 cm, but I completely ignored this rule.  They grow irregularly, and I didn't really see any point in harvesting a single piece, so I just let it be. 
Discovery?  There's much more food on a big mushroom than on a small one.

Watching the mushrooms grow was real fun.  I'm not sure now how exactly I had imagined the process, but I know that it must have been something different than it is in reality, because I remember being very surprised.  Fascinated, too.

This may not be the case with all the kits, but mine did not yield too much crop.  I've harvested maybe 10 mushrooms in total.  Pictures of white buttons fountaining out of the box will have to remain in the fantasy world, I'm afraid. 

I've had a delicious pizza with what I got, though :).  Somehow they seemed tastier than shop bought - or is it just grower's pride?

Anyway, this story does not end with happy end.  My plantation fell victim to some kind of mould.  Even two kinds of mould.

One, whitish, showed up on stumps left after harvested mushrooms.  Maybe you're supposed to remove them completely when picking, I don't know, but they tend to cluster and I didn't want to remove three tiny mushrooms when harvesting one grown.  So I simply cut them at ground level and soon the mould showed up.

Second is funky blue and entirely my fault, I'm afraid.  Don't repeat my mistakes -

DON'T WATER YOUR MUSHROOMS!!

They are supposed to be watered at the beginning of growth process, after that care instructions are silent.  My plantation looked very dry, crops somehow diminished and I thought water might help. 

Wrong.

The blue mould showed up a day or so afterwards and it doesn't look like disappearing.  I've given my mushrooms a chance, thinking that maybe somehow they will clean themselves up, but no joy.  Mould grows, mushrooms don't.  Hereby I announce today as being an official Goodbye To Mushrooms Day.

There is a silver lining on my mushroom cloud.  The kit comes in a handy plastic box that will be a fabulous container for my strawberry plants.  That is, when they finally get bigger than a pinhead.  But that's another story.



Sunday 27 March 2011

Raspberry bush enigma


Once the news of my new-found gardening passion spread around, an unusual gift came my way.  A raspberry bush!!! 

My first feelings were mixed.  It's fine to grow lettuce, ot even tomatoes, on your windowsill, but a raspberry bush??? 

Then I thought - and why the hell not?

I bought cheap builder's bucket and into the soil it went.


I followed my friend's idea to sow some flowers in the bucket as well, just to fill up the space.  So far no joy...  They don't show their green teeth yet.

But the raspberry thrives and is well, growing more leaves with every day.

I start thinking that this experiment is going to work and soon I'm going to enjoy home grown raspberries!  Can't wait.

Oh, if you were wondering what the 'thing' in the bottom right of the picture is...  Here's my special recipe for liquid feed:

1. Get a glass/plastic/metal container onto your balcony.

2.  Put something in it.  I have no idea what was originally in mine.  Looks like some organic matter now...

3.  Let the rain pour inside.

4.  Leave for a year or so.

You end up with murky, greenish substance, that I'm sure is full of nutrients.  I'm pouring it into the raspberry's bucket regularly and it grows like crazy.

Might be the secret ingredient???

P.S. I hate blogger.  I was going to post step-by-step pics of how my raspberry grows (I'm really bad, aren't I?), but they disappear as soon as I click publish.  Maybe at least one will get through...  It's how the plant looks now.

P.S. 2 No, it won't get through.  So no pics in today's post (grrrrrrrrrrrrrr).  Promise I will post the pics as soon as things go back to normal.

Saturday 26 March 2011

Meet The Frog



Not exactly garden-related subject today, but a plant is a plant. 

Let me share with you another one of my tiny fixations - developing passion for carnivorous plants.

The one on the picture belongs to pitcher plant family, I'm not even exactly sure what species it is and I'm not that keen on finding out.  As long as it survives and catches flies, I don't care too much about it's identity.

I name all of my houseplants, at least those that are not supposed to be eaten at some stage, but to stand there and look pretty.  So my shelves are graced by Troll, Tiger, Frog and, until recently, a rose named Lasarus.  Lasarus got cut down and tended to grow back (hence the name) but one day it simply refused to resurrect.  No harm done, its pot immediately got recycled as a growing space for dill.

The Frog, as you can probably imagine, got its name from its habits.  Just like the green, croaking creatures, it catches and consumes flies.  I also have a soft spot for the word itself, one day, for no reason at all, I started collecting words for 'frog' in all the languages I could and I must have gathered something about 30 now.  The more exotic pearls from my collection include Welsh, Finnish, Afrikaans, Suahili, plus the whole load of European languages with which I am most familiar.  If you happen to know some frogs that could enrich my collection, please, please, please email me!!! 

Back to the plant, though.

I got it as a present some time last autumn, and it wasn't long before the pitchers started to dry off.  I attacked local florists for information on how to care about it.  As it usually happens, no two people seemed to agree on the correct way of making a carnivorous plant survive.  One lady told me it should be kept in very wet environment, as in the wild it grows mostly on bogs and marshes.  I increased the amount of water given to the plant, but no joy, the leaves kept going brown. 

Only after a while I found out that this type of plants basically goes to sleep in winter.  If you grow it outside, simply leave it out there (unless there's really sharp frost, in which case the plant needs to be covered with something to protect it from the cold) and it will grow back in the spring.  But what if your plant lives indoors?

I browsed the Internet, but no option seemed right for me.  People suggested tool sheds, cellars etc, and I simply don't have use of such places.  Someone even advised to wrap it up in something wet and store away in the fridge.  Imagine that!  No, I couldn't do such a thing to my Frog. 

My good fairy of this story appeared to me as another florist lady, who finally gave the advice that worked.  She told me to significantly cut down on watering and to water it only with warm water. 

You know what?  It worked!  Frog survived the winter.  You can see for yourself that she still doesn't look like much, there's still those dry bits all over the place, but recently she started sprouting new green leaves and now she seems to show even more with every day.  Hurra!

Oh, and as for the more meaty diet?  I was pretty disappointed to see that it takes her weeks to digest even the smallest fly.  It's also not so keen on hunting herself, so sometimes I throw her an odd fly that pisses me off once too many.  She even got a tiny bit of sausage the other day (not inside the pitcher!  On the ground!).  Seemed to like it :).

Thursday 24 March 2011

Welcome to my garden!



I simply couldn't wait any longer, I'm dying to introduce you to my plants.

Pictured above - nursery part of my growing space (and my trousers, too!)
Maybe doesn't look like much but believe me, if I were to take a close-up of those pots, there's something happening in each and single one of them.  Some sprouts still require magnifying glass to be seen, but THEY ARE THERE!!!

The other section of my 'garden' is more green and leafy, dwells on the balcony, and I promise to post an image of it pretty soon. 

You can see for yourself that I'm a big supporter of cut-bottle-type pots.

Oh, and there's my little trick with name tags, too.  I needed something to show me what grows where, because before leaves all those pots look the same.  I tried nail polish, but no joy, it's still not visible against black background of the soil.  You could cellotape paper tags on the containers, but since I didn't have any tape handy, I needed another plan.  I found some beach pebbles (that few months back held Christmas tree in place - nice career for a beach pebble, heh?), wrote names on them with felt tip pen and simply placed them on the soil, taking care to avoid spots where plants would actually surface.  Works great so far!

Wednesday 23 March 2011

Other stuff


Imagine a checklist - what you need when you want to start growing some stuff.

It would probably look something like that:

- space
- container
- water
- soil
- seeds
- other bits and pieces

I have already shared my ideas for getting hold of some free containers and building up your seed store.  Now it's time to mention the rest.  All in one post, because at this stage of my gardening education I don't really have much to say :).

1. Soil
Easy one.  In spring, available literally everywhere (I've seen bags in shopping centres, DIY centres, at greengrocer's and probably in my local bookshop too - ok, I might've overdone it here.  But only slightly), in huge quantities and for next-to-nothing prices.  Too good an opportunity not to grab it - quality of this bought compost is usually decent enough so you don't need to worry too much about fertilisers for some time.  If you think otherwise, no big deal.  Get a shovel and dig it up.  As easy as that. 

2. Space
All depending on your circumstances.  Basically, plants need space and sun to grow.  So, a balcony, a windowsill, a next-to-the-window table.  I'm lucky enough to have a balcony, so as soon as my plants sprout leaves strong enough not to get broken by water droplets, out they go.  Works so far. 

3. Water
If you're a gardener of my type, you have it the hard way and need to water your plants yourself.  No rain on the windowsill!  And not that much on the balcony either.  I don't mind, I have one more reason to have a good look at my greens and get to know them better.  One thing I've learned the hard way so far:  your life-giving water can actually kill your plants.  If leaves are still teeny-tiny and delicate, a drop of water falling from above can crush them.  I've lost half of my rocket this way :(.  Remedy - learn to aim.  Pour your water directly on the soil, avoiding contact with plants.  Takes some precision, but at least your plants stay alive.

4.  All other bits and pieces
See, I'm still a beginner, so I'm probably not even aware how many things you need to make your garden grow.  I follow the simplicity rule, give them the very basics and hope for the best.  If any problems show up, I'll improvise.  I have a funny feeling that most of the stuff you supposedly need for your garden is needed only by sales people in order to stuff their pockets, not by you.  The rest is marketing rubbish.  I'm planning to learn what I can do without rather than what I need.  If you like this attitude - stay with me!  I will share my discoveries as I go.

Tuesday 22 March 2011

Seedy story



Once you have something to grow in, you need something to grow from.
You need seeds.

In experimental garden, selection is pretty random.  In other words, I plant anything I can get hold of.  It adds spice to cooking, you never know what mixture you'll end up with. 

It will probably not look like an English garden, but I never meant it to. 

And (this makes me teeny tiny bit sad) some plants probably won't survive in this jungle.  Hell, survival of the fittest.  If they can live through my gardening, they will not fear even nuclear blast.

It also means that I don't need to be particularly choosy.  If anyone has some seeds to spare, I'm in the queue.

Birthdays (only your own, unfortunately) are wonderful sources of seeds for planting.  You never knew what to say when someone asks you 'What would you like to get?' - you know now.  Whether you prefer surprise mixture or a precisely planned list, it's up to you.  I went for the unknown.

If you're birthday is not bound to happen for another half a year or so, don't despair.  Gardening centres are painfully expensive, but at least you can choose exactly what you want.  You can also try hunting for online seed giveaways.  Hell, I may even do one on this blog once I polish it up!  I guess it takes some dedication - nothing came out of my hunt anyway - but anything's possible under the Sun.

If you have some spare seed - swap, swap, swap!  Most seed bags are pretty big if you think in windowsill gardening categories.  I just plant one thing to a pot, which leaves me with most of the package unused.  If any of your friends/neighbours/family shows any symptoms of garden fixation, it's time to attack them and compare resources.  If you have something they don't, and the other way round, you're settled and your collection's bigger. 

I still have some seeds left, so if you feel like swapping, here's one willing candidate!  Email me if you're interested.

See?  Told you it's easy :)

Monday 21 March 2011

Question of container



Ok, the decision is made, we start growing. 

Then you bump against a question - IN WHAT???

The easiest and most expensive answer is to spend an exciting afternoon in a gardening centre.  You'll be bound to come home swaying under the weight of professional, proper flower pots (and with much lighter wallet, too).  Those usually look nice, but I can't afford them and I'm completely not sorry.

I prefer to employ some imagination and use whatever I already have. 

As mentioned yesterday, garbage bin is a wonderful source of functional, original flower pots.  At the early stage of fixation, I developed some kind of pot-fever, looked at every single piece of rubbish as at a potential container and probably was overdoing it a bit.  More than a bit.  Now I'm almost recovered and I can share with you this list of 'potty' ideas: 

- plastic bottles - you know, coca-cola and the likes.  2 litre size works best for me.  Cut in half, make few holes in the bottom and that's it.  You have a brand new, cost free pot.  You're also recycling, and it's devilishly fashionable these days. 

- yoghurt pots - the bigger ones, anyway.  Principle is the same, pierce the bottom to allow water drainage, full stop.  You don't even have to cut anything. 

- milk cartons - to be honest, I haven't tried this one yet, because I'm running out of windowsill space anyway, but I have a feeling that it would work just fine.  If it holds liquid, it will hold moist soil too.

- builder's buckets - this one is for bigger plants, or for bigger batches of small ones.  You can buy them really (and I mean REALLY) cheap in DIY stores.  Also, paint buckets, or any-funny-building-stuff-that-comes-in-buckets containers work great.  Check with your neighbours whether they're not doing some decorating soon!  Just wash them well, some of those substances can be pretty vicious.

- cake boxes - as long as they are plastic.  I swear, I have a batch of strawberries growing happily in a box that once held carrot cake...

Basically, anything waterproof, roughly box-shaped will do.  If you're ambitious, you can beautify them with paintwork or some such.  I'm not, so I will leave details to your imagination.

Tip - trying to cut holes in plastic containers may be dangerous business.  Too easy for the blade to slip right onto your finger.  Warm the blade up in a candle flame and it will slice plastic like butter. 

Feel free to use your own imagination to come up with more ideas. 

Sunday 20 March 2011

Where to start?




Let me tell you a secret.  First, I got the idea of starting a garden and only few weeks later I got another idea of starting a blog about it.  Conclusion - I already have the very basics covered and some plants showing green leaves.  But beginning the whole adventure was real fun, so I'm going to time travel a bit and go through it again, even if only virtually. 

So, how do you start?

The first (and probably the most important!) step is to actually decide to go ahead and do it.  Do I sound ridiculously obvious here?  Weeeell... 
Possibly, there are some illustrious people out there, who simply wake up one day with an idea in their heads, get up and make it a reality.  Could be.  Me, I'm not one of them.  I've been secretly dreaming of a garden for months.  But come on, a garden in a flat, in the middle of a city?  So I kept reading those gardening blogs, salivating at the sight of onions, tomatoes etc, and hating all those lucky people having backyards or enough balls to commit themselves to a garden. 

Took me good half a year or so to say 'what the hell' and start DOING something to actually have a garden, instead of only dreaming about it. 

Admittedly, arrival of spring in just the convenient moment helped, too. 

What I'm trying to say here is simple - if you dream of growing your own food, stop dreaming.  Get up and do it.  Whatever your circumstances are, it's much easier that it seems and it's much better than dreaming. 

I'm not saying that I'll have my own veg stall in the market at the end of this growing season, or that now I can safely forget where my greengrocer is.  Miracles are not covered by this blog.  It will probably be months before I taste any decent fruit of my gardening activities and even that is not guaranteed.  My crop is in constant risk of failing due to multiple hazards, not the least of which are my complete lack of experience or shaky sense of responsibility and commitment.  I bet I'm not the only one out there with such an attitude.

So why bother?

- for the pure fun of mucking around in soil and getting your hands dirty
- to satisfy your sense of curiosity - ever wondered why this blog has 'experimental' in the title?  All of my gardening works on 'Let's do that and see what happens' basis.  So refreshing.
- to learn.  Well, maybe my parsley won't grow once, twice, whatever, but it will eventually, right?  And even if it won't - at least I will know what kills it!
- to enjoy this wonderful feeling of creating something out of almost nothing.  My garden is built on 'minimum expenditure' rule.  Unbelievable how much of your garbage can begin new life as a planting pot.
- for the wide-eyed fascination when something you've planted actually grows, develops, thrives because of your care.  I don't want to get too cheesy or too sentimental here, so someone shut me up please.  But watching a seed grow is a powerful reminder of how miraculous life is. 

I could probably think of more, but this post has already grown into quite a lengthy story, so let me stop here.

Enough of ideology anyway, time to jump to the equipment you will need.
Which will be covered in tomorrow's post.
Promise.

Saturday 19 March 2011

Introduction

Welcome everyone.

I have to confess something - I got a bad case of gardenitis (known also as plant fixation or grow anything syndrome).  No idea where it came from but here I am, getting all worked up because of anything green and sprouting. 

There's few problems on the way to happiness.  I don't have a garden.  I don't have cash for fancy gardening toys.  I don't have any knowledge on how to make anything grow. 

Here's the story of how I'm getting rid of those obstacles.